http://jokes4all.net/germans.html
What's cannibalism?
Germans eating pork.
Speaking of airports in Germany, the one servicing the Hamburg area is known to be staffed by a rather snooty ground control crew. They expect you to know exactly where to go and what to do, which may lead to frustration on the part of aircraft captains new to the route. This is the account of one such flight in particular, concerning a senior captain ...
"Tower, British Airways one-seven, completed rollout, awaiting further instructions."
"British Airways one-seven, this is Hamburg ground, clear to taxi to Gate Seven."
"Roger, Hamburg ground, request directions to Gate Seven."
"British Airways one-seven, have you never been to Hamburg before?"
"Yes, a number of times, Hamburg ground, in 1944, but we did not stop!"
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching.
http://digilander.libero.it/amicideuropa/germans.htm
Why are Polack jokes so short? So Germans can understand them!
Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products? So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word."The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-some-german-jokes
What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!
http://www.afunnystuff.com/jokes/Ethnic-jokes/Germans.html
Q: What do you call a blind German?A: A Not See (Nazi)
